par admincbc | Sep 24, 2020 | Non classé
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par | Sep 25, 2014 | Arts & Culture, Non classé, Tech
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Get ready, skanks! It’s time...
par | Sep 25, 2014 | Non classé, Reviews
That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother...
par | Sep 25, 2014 | Arts & Culture, Mobile, Non classé
There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes « tuh ». Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon....
par | Sep 25, 2014 | Mobile, Non classé, Reviews
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, « To Kill A Mockingbird, » and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spalding Gray in a...
par | Août 25, 2014 | Mobile, Non classé
Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day....
par | Juil 25, 2014 | Non classé, Sports
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften...
par | Juil 25, 2014 | Arts & Culture, Non classé
Super squeaky bum time! You hit me with a cricket bat. You’ve swallowed a planet! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the...
par | Juil 25, 2014 | Non classé, Reviews
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You know when grown-ups tell you...
