par | Sep 25, 2014 | Arts & Culture, Mobile, Non classé
There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! It’s a T. It goes « tuh ». Anyone who laughs is a communist! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon....
par | Sep 25, 2014 | Mobile, Non classé, Reviews
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, « To Kill A Mockingbird, » and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me? I’m a Spalding Gray in a...
par | Août 25, 2014 | Mobile, Non classé
Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day....
